• Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat

ifyouarereadingthis:

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neptunain:

i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter

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amlsh:

i like how in Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna asks nicely. She’s all like “PLEASE don’t stop the music”. At least some celebrities have manners

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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oomshi:

this almost broke my speakers

What the fuck

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cadet-kenz:

Correct

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